Meet Jessa
Jessa said she didn’t have time to write a new biography, so her brother Luke put an old one into chatgpt as a joke and it gave us this below. It makes Jessa laugh every time she reads it and so now here it is and here it shall stay. You’re welcome and she’s still sorry:
Jessa Hastings, originally hailing from the picturesque landscapes of Australia, now splits her life amidst the sun-soaked embrace of Southern California and London, England. Accompanied by her husband, two spirited children, a feline confidante, and a once-remorseful canine companion whose mischievous antics once targeted her son's treasured firehouse toy, Jessa's home is now a mosaic of laughter and love, with memories of doggie mishaps fading like old ink on parchment.
The House of Hastings is proud to present Jessa’s latest story offering: The Conditions of Will
Cover art by Emmy Lawless.
London-based Georgia Carter, professional lie-detector and body-language savant, has long been estranged from her infuriating, close-minded, wealthy South Carolina family. After a falling-out years ago, the chasm runs deep between the black sheep-Georgia and her gay, alcoholic brother-and their parents and elder siblings. But when their father dies suddenly, Georgia returns to the States for the funeral...where she comes face-to-face with Sam Penny, her brother's AA sponsor.
Amid the tensions, dramas and revelations of the family reunion, Georgia and Sam are instantly drawn to each other.
However, Georgia's brother also harbors feelings for Sam, and the last thing Georgia wants to do is hurt the only family she's ever really had.
When their father's will reveals a surprising bequest to a mysterious stranger, Georgia's ability to read people becomes crucial in unraveling her father's hidden past. The delicate balance within the family teeters, and secrets-both old and new-threaten to push them beyond the breaking point.
There are only so many cracks a damaged family can take before it shatters.
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Growing up, Daphne always knew Peter Pan would come for her. The way he'd come for her mother, and her grandmother and Wendy before that. The Darling girls. Their stories are all the same: the forever-young boy at their window after their thirteenth birthday, and the shimmering, magical land behind a star.
When Peter doesn't show for Daphne until she's seventeen, inexplicably full-grown and with no excuse for his tardiness, Daphne doesn't know what to think. Still, she has always been told that Peter Pan is her destiny. It's beyond choice to take his hand and leap into the stars, no matter what comes next.
But in Neverland, Peter's true colors begin to show. One moment, he's making Daphne's heart flutter, and the next, he's forgotten her entirely. So when Daphne stumbles into the path of Jamison Hook, the pirate son of Peter's nemesis, she lets herself get swept up in his vulgar charm, despite the warning signs.
Both boys are trouble, and both have dangerous secrets about this strange fantasy land they call home and if she loses her heart to either one, Daphne might just lose herself, too.
Literally Crying
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